You’re riding shotgun on the struggle bus right now, and the only good thing going today is you didn't forget to bring a towel. So clean up the mess you’ve made with the Don't Forget to Bring a Towel towel. It's the towel that keeps on toweling. Clean it up before the children see what you've done.
Seriously though, this towel is amazing and you'll look like you're on Tour. Unlike its predecessor, its colors are black and torquoise.